The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man

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Some Christian women seem to really like their trousers

It has been a long time in the works, but I recently felt like I had finally worked out a strategy for fighting the number one, all time, battle that has cropped up in the modern Christian world. The battle is obviously about how modern Christian women dress and the fact that they seem to be fine with dressing like the heathen women.
There is the wife of a church pastor who I sometimes speak to and I saw her wearing trousers during the week, so I realised that she would be a good subject to test out the new strategy on. The chance finally arrived to do battle with her, on that same Sabbath, but I decided to wait for an appropriate part of the conversation that I was having with her. We were talking about women's hair and I asked about "National tear out the weave day", which she seemed to find funny, but unfortunately it seems as if this day has not been planned yet. She then mentioned something about women's fashion and I decided that it was a good time to strike, so I asked the question and waited for the answer. I can't remember the exact order of the conversation, but I can sure remember the highlights as she proceeded to roll out the standard and some non standard excuses that are used.
One of the excuses she used was to say that the commandment only applied to Israel when they first came out of the land of Egypt, so I countered by asking if the commandment applied after God had cleaned up their habits, to which I don't remember getting a reply. Another excuse was to say that the men and women of those times wore robes, to which I asked if Moses was confused when God came out with that commandment, because he couldn't tell the difference, but still do not remember getting a reply to the question. I then asked her how she thought that God did dress Adam and Eve, when they were booted out of the garden, while also asking if this had an influence on how people dressed, for the next few thousand years, but still do not remember getting a coherent reply to this question. She also tried the old classic of saying that wearing a dress is cold in the winter, but I haven't heard about women having this problem before the second world war, so a modern woman's problem might be just that their dresses are two tight. If the dress is loose fitting, then multiple layers of clothes can be put under it.

Ramping up the excuses

We finally made it to what seems to be the grandest excuse of them all, which is that when the Bible says pertains, it is only talking about items that are owned by the other person. I have heard this excuse from a Deacon before, which I have had a chance to break down, so was ready for when she brought it up. The excuse basically says that a woman can wear anything as long as they have not taken it from a mans wardrobe, which of course means that it is ok to buy the trousers, as long as they are women's trousers. I then asked her the obvious question which is, can a man buy a man dress, to which her answer was hypocritically no. She was using her children as an example, so I asked her if it was ok for her son to buy a kilt, to which she answered yes, without much hesitation, but she then changed her mind and mentioned a scripture about God not liking to see men's knees. So I asked if it was ok for her son to buy a kilt, as long as it was long enough, to which she still answered yes, which showed me how much she was attached to her dear trousers. I then asked her if she was ok with selling herself down the river, just to evade a commandment, but she avoided answering and then tried to use the old classic of saying that debate is a bad thing. I then corrected her by saying that we were not having a debate, which is two people taking turns to talk about an agreed subject, but I was bringing thus saith the Lord, with her then having to bring the excuses.

Abominable Rebels

Now is the time to bring the classic Bible verse so that the fake Christian women can understand why it is invincible and that their excuses do not count. We can read it in Deuteronomy 22:5 which says "The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God." and we see here that no mention is made of a difference between whether the clothes are in a wardrobe or a shop, which shows that the final excuse is just something that has been made up. The main thing you have to notice is that cross dressers are an abomination unto God and we can read of what happens to abominable people in Revelation 21:6-8 which says "And he said unto me, It is done. I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end. I will give unto him that is athirst of the fountain of the water of life freely. He that overcometh shall inherit all things; and I will be his God, and he shall be my son. But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death." and we see here that the abominable will not be having a happy time after the day of judgement. I also almost forgot to apply the finisher, which is Exodus 28:40-43 which says "And for Aaron's sons thou shalt make coats, and thou shalt make for them girdles, and bonnets shalt thou make for them, for glory and for beauty. And thou shalt put them upon Aaron thy brother, and his sons with him; and shalt anoint them, and consecrate them, and sanctify them, that they may minister unto me in the priest's office. And thou shalt make them linen breeches to cover their nakedness; from the loins even unto the thighs they shall reach: And they shall be upon Aaron, and upon his sons, when they come in unto the tabernacle of the congregation, or when they come near unto the altar to minister in the holy place; that they bear not iniquity, and die: it shall be a statute for ever unto him and his seed after him." and we can see here that the equivalent of trousers were given to men in the Bible, which completely cancels out women being able to wear them. Because of the above, you have to wonder why some women seem to be so addicted to wearing trousers, where they are even willing to go up against God, because He is the one who came up with this commandment. The reason why I earlier called the trouser wearing Christian women fake, is because a real Christian would fear God and jump to do His commandments, but a fake Christian will be quick to come up with excuses because they prefer the ways of the heathen. Things would't be so bad if women being addicted to trousers actually helped the world, but it seems as if things have gotten worse, because divorce and abortions have increased, with women now seemingly more rebellious as well. When I have watched the Hebrew Israelites bring up the above commandment, when talking to trouser wearing women, the majority of the women have been rebellious, with no sign of repentance. They do have a lot of repentant women in their camps, so it is obvious that there are non rebellious women who can change, but the majority of them seem to be the quiet ones, who sometimes seem to be disliked by the rebellious women.

Who do they really worship?

Going against God's commandments is a risky business because the simple people of today seem to have forgotten that God knows the future. Do they really think that God did not know what was going to happen in the far future, when He gave the Law to Moses. It is obvious that He would know that women would start to wear trousers, with the Devil then using the fashion industry to convince them to wear tight clothes, so that they can vainly worship themselves in the mirror. I get the feeling that some women have been looking at themselves, for far too long, in their mirrors with their tight trousers and dresses on, so that the shock of realising that they have just been deceived, is not able to cut its way through their brain, before the rebellious part jumps in to save the day. It also seems as if they are also shocked when they realise that, yes, there are some non weak men out there in the world who disagree with the way that they dress.

Poll: 

If you run a church with trouser wearing women in it, what will you do now?